Monthly Archives: December 2012

Margaret Thatcher Out Of Hospital.

Posted on December 30, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

A furious Satan expressed his anger at the continued late arrival of Lady Thatcher. Jimmy Savile is said to be inconsolable.

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No Man’s Land

Posted on December 27, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Between Christmas and New Year. Random acts of alcohol consumption. Getting to grips with Christmas tech you were too pissed to deal with on the big day. Getting visits from old friends. Dropping mounds of cardboard at the recycle centre. … Continue reading →

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Bored Drivetime Music Fight: Axl Rose v Bon Jovi… And The Winner Is…

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

I must be bored: so… Recently, in a moment of vino-fuelled impulse shopping I ordered “Slippery When Wet”(2nd hand on CD) by Bon Jovi. A much liked album from my “yoof”. Also, an album I had not owned since losing … Continue reading →

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Queen Demands Aussie DJs Beheaded

Posted on December 9, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Not really, but now I’ve got your attention… The tragic suicide of the nurse humiliated by the Aussie DJ prank call brings a lot of questions. Could they have predicted the terrible outcome from their poor jape? Not in their … Continue reading →

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It’s A Knocking One Out

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

With Stuart Hall, long-time host of school-sportsday gone mad TV trash “It’s A Knockout” in the news now, for alleged acts of an unsavoury nature against children. So that’s It’s A Knockout off the list of TV shows allowed to … Continue reading →

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Humbug! Festive module failed to install.

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

As the birthday celebration of the invisible being’s son of legend approaches, I find myself void of festive feelings. How to festive up? Some perfunctory online shopping was executed at lunchtime. No score. I observed the Town lights on the … Continue reading →

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