More Of That Please.

Posted on June 2, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/02/trump-shouted-and-cursed-netanyahu-over-threat-to-resume-beirut-bombing?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

For all the wrong, a modicum of right from him. Ues, het him in line please…

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This Would Be The Minor Point Of Disagreement Then Eh?

Posted on June 1, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jun/01/iran-war-live-news-updates-kuwait-missile-drone-attack-us-strikes-iran-radar-sites?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

It’s almost as if the US has no control or say with its partner in this… Come on Donny. Art Of The Deal wasn’t it? Time to shine stinky pants.

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Maybe Time To Let Kermit Try?

Posted on May 30, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Trump holds meeting to make ‘final determination’ on Iran deal – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0r2d40r91qo

Ribbit… Looks like this dying frog can’t do a deal. Let another muppet have a go instead. #Kermit2028

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The Game Is Afoot…

Posted on May 29, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/29/labour-inquiry-nigel-farage-russia-phone-hack-donation-reform-uk?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Now this… this should be funny as fook. Let’s watch the worm wiggle. Hahah

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Almost Time Up Chum…

Posted on May 28, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/27/nigel-farage-phone-hacking-claims?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Jeeves… Fetch me my laughing-out-loud waistcoat and britches. And stand by with the popcorn machine…

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Something Something Guns Something USA

Posted on May 24, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Suspect killed after opening fire on Secret Service near White House
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjwp82ye4y3o

Any sane people available who can shoot straight? I dunno. Mutter mutter grumble etc…

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Grifter For Christmas

Posted on May 22, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/22/john-healey-asks-nigel-farage-if-any-of-gift-may-have-come-from-russia-linked-profits?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

This wasn’t what I wanted when I asked for a Grifter for Christmas, back in the 70s. Rubbish.

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Basket Case

Posted on May 18, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Farage facing new questions over home purchase funding
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c936nqy00rwo

He seems to do more ducking and weaving than a wicker basket collective composed entirely of Mallards. Unreal.

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Sure. Here To Help…

Posted on May 14, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – ‘Cambridgeshire councillors should spend a day in a wheelchair’ – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yrlgzv03wo

If they’re the new Reform Councillors, maybe the rest of their days. Fetch me a crowbar.

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“Wind Yer Neck In Sunshine”

Posted on May 13, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1e2n923v1lt
Streeting leaves Downing Street less than 20 minutes after arriving for crunch Starmer meeting – BBC News

At least, that’s how I like to think it went. After 14 years of being driven into the ground under insane Tory leadership, with a deli-counter ticket system for who was next PM, can we have some FUCKING STABILITY please.

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