More Genius…

Posted on April 12, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn4v0xm9y0kt
Iran war: Trump says US to ‘blockade’ Strait of Hormuz after talks failed over Iran’s ‘nuclear ambitions’ – follow live – BBC News

Open the strait you crazy bastards.

Okey dokey Skipper.

Right I’m gonna blockade it.

Erm. Wut?

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Scum

Posted on April 7, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5yw4g3z7qgt
Trump says ‘whole civilisation will die tonight’ if Iran fails to make deal as US strikes Kharg Island – BBC News

What’s to say?

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And Still… Nothing Is Done…

Posted on April 6, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/05/trump-iran-threats-politician-reactions?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Checks and balances eh? Very amusing.

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Merry Jeebus

Posted on April 5, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

No doubt back to war, for the filthy yellow pig and friends. Whatever.

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Do It… For Him

Posted on April 4, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Trump seeks $152m to reopen notorious Alcatraz prison
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3dlpk0zzy1o

Do it. Rebuild it. Grand opening. Lock him up in it. Boat trips to see him waving his tiny hands out of the bars in a rage.

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Double Take

Posted on April 3, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – M&S boss calls for more action on crime and abuse of staff – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crk16j2j1ygo

I had to read that twice just to be sure. Nothing is a surprise in business these days…

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Key Questions…

Posted on April 2, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Trump offers few answers as he seeks to calm nerves over Iran war – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnv81ven263o

Q1. Are you mentally incapable?

Q2. Do you think everyone forgot the Epstein thing?

Q3. Would you be so kind as to step into this woodchipper?

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The Incredible Bullshitting Man

Posted on April 1, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c36r5p1l7w3t
Iran denies Trump’s claim it requested ceasefire, calling it ‘false and baseless’ – BBC News

He’s just making it all up isn’t he… Incredible. Please get rid of him. It’s laughable. But not in a good way.

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And…..There It Is…

Posted on March 30, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8jke9v9xv9t
Trump says he is considering seizing Iran’s Kharg Island, but deal could be made ‘very quickly’ – BBC News

…It’s all about seizing oil…

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Nurse! He’s Out Of Bed Again! And He Hasn’t Had His Meds…

Posted on March 27, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/27/how-trump-bombed-us-into-worse-position-iran-strategic-failure?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

This dotard window-licker and his insane friends are going to doom us all. Come on Death. Surely the scythe is sharp enough  now.

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