Not A Very Smooth Criminal…

Posted on October 11, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – US justice department investigates TV networks over Trump pool coverage
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vgregzk6gro

The leaning tower of pieceashit.

What an awful person. He has ruined the USA for generations. Things will never be as they were with other nations again.

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Roll up! Roll up! See The Spectacle! Bring Your Children!

Posted on October 9, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Firing squad execution to be livestreamed, Pentagon says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmy0r96xygx6o

The USA is become a troubling place…

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Hundreds Of Ageing Lesbians Fuming…

Posted on October 5, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – US removes all bombers from RAF Fairford base
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmwyve191dlko

Greenham Common 80s protesters fuming, as all it took to get rid of bombers was 5 blokes in balaclavas in hired Transit vans, out to steal diesel…

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Orange Berk Causing Chaos Needs Other Oil Reserves Released To Keep His Own Diesel Prices Down…

Posted on October 2, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cqd0801d2y3vt
Live updates: G7 leaders agree to release up to 100 million barrels of diesel and crude oil – BBC News

What it says. Cunt.

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Not One Of Enid Blyton’s That I recall…

Posted on September 27, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/27/arrests-suspected-terrorism-charges-explosives-found-near-raf-base-us?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Lashings of ginger beer. Hurrah!

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Whatever. Off You Pop Sweetcheeks.

Posted on September 23, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/sep/23/united-nations-general-assembly-unga-zelenksyy-trump-xi-china-ukraine-russia-europe-latest-news-updates?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

People had to sit and listen to “The Cunt Of Mostly Crisco” yesterday, so it’s only fair you should sit and listen no?

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Something Something Greenland Something Pedo

Posted on September 19, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – US and Denmark reach deal over Greenland’s security after Trump threats – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c63d7lexyym1o

Probably just the arrangement they already had, but dusted off to make Butterscotch Hitler think he made some ‘deal’. Cunt.

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We’ll Take Any Sign Of Intelligence As An Upgrade…

Posted on September 16, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Why Trump is all-in on AI despite the warnings
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c34gd48x5rlwo

When he said “The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT…“

for a hopeful microsecond I thought he was announcing a successor. Unfortunately the sentence continued. Probably to even his own surprise. The senile sack of orange crap…

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I Mean…He’s Quite A Distinctive Individual…

Posted on September 14, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Russia hits Ukrainian train shortly after Boris Johnson and top European officials leave station
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy5zg41dkqwo

Hard to miss. You’d have thought…

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No Oil For You Bastards Soon Then…

Posted on August 25, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Iran says it is ‘fully prepared’ to counter widened US economic sanctions – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qxew81y83o

I can see it is going well. Butterscotch Hitler is playing 3D chess here again, no doubt, according to people with 6 teeth. Whatever. Are the aliens here yet?

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