No Oil For You Bastards Soon Then…

BBC News – Iran says it is ‘fully prepared’ to counter widened US economic sanctions – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qxew81y83o

I can see it is going well. Butterscotch Hitler is playing 3D chess here again, no doubt, according to people with 6 teeth. Whatever. Are the aliens here yet?

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Hmmmm. Whatever Babes…

BBC News – Burnham brings forward ban on ‘subscription traps’ to ease cost of living – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly5x9qlnvjo

I get it. Trying to acknowledge that most everyone needs some relief after the bumper inflation a few years back that gets neatly brushed under the rug. Wages stagnant for a decade. Bills skyrocketed. But if all we have is these token gestures it feels ever more like we’re fucked. Up the personal allowance by about 50 percent.  Everything else is rearranging the deckchairs on The Titanic. I can hear a band playing….

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In Plain Sight…

Who’d have thought he’d be so blatant. Hahah…

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Grandad, What Were You Doing When WW3 Started?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jul/30/europe-ukraine-russia-poland-wildfires-france-spain-greece-latest-news-updates?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Ah you know, watching it all happen in real time on a small portable screen that made everyone unhappy. Hoping that some adults were in charge who might actually stop it all. Memes! Ah, so many memes… Anyway. Who wants another rat kebab?

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Climate Is Just Long- Term Weather… Yes. And it Seems Fooked.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/29/half-england-officially-drought-environment-agency?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Something something climate, something 1976. Something cheer up. Bit of sun. Something. All I know is my lawn looks like a failed attempt to rewild the Sahara, two fruit tree saplings seem scorched and dead despite watering, and I have to keep filling the tiny pond up using a bucket, because hosepipe are banned. I’m trying to keep some frogs alive here!

Too hot.

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Great Job! (Whooping)

As measles cases reach record highs, see your school’s vaccine rates – The Washington Post https://share.google/JztC7EhvFCjblQd6y

Old Heroin addict helps US health to new record highs!

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Same Old

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/23/oil-price-passes-100-a-barrel-again-as-middle-east-conflict-escalates?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Going well. Isn’t it… It’s almost as if voting in the worst of humanity was a shit idea. Still. At least they’ve approved going hand in hand with Israel’s military on stuff going forwards. And all systems go for Saudi nuclear. Very stable genius…

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Very Stable Genius Eh?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/jul/12/iran-gulf-us-strikes-jordan-qatar-uae-strait-hormuz-latest-news-updates-live?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

All this brought about by the guy who also said he’d end the Ukraine war in 24 hrs wasn’t it? What a worthless turd. Unbelievable.

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Bin For The Win!

Come on Count Binface! Put this POS in second place. The people of Clacton have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of British Politics. Do it…

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Alphabetti Speech Coming Up…

BBC News – Fireworks, flyovers and a ‘really long’ Trump speech ahead as US celebrates 250th
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp36l4e6v9po

I wonder what random assemblage of words will be vomited forth by that demented orange stack of turds later? Yawn. Bore off.

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