Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

More Of That Please.

For all the wrong, a modicum of right from him. Ues, het him in line please…

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This Would Be The Minor Point Of Disagreement Then Eh?

It’s almost as if the US has no control or say with its partner in this… Come on Donny. Art Of The Deal wasn’t it? Time to shine stinky pants.

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Maybe Time To Let Kermit Try?

Ribbit… Looks like this dying frog can’t do a deal. Let another muppet have a go instead. #Kermit2028

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The Game Is Afoot…

Now this… this should be funny as fook. Let’s watch the worm wiggle. Hahah

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Almost Time Up Chum…

Jeeves… Fetch me my laughing-out-loud waistcoat and britches. And stand by with the popcorn machine…

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Something Something Guns Something USA

Any sane people available who can shoot straight? I dunno. Mutter mutter grumble etc…

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Grifter For Christmas

This wasn’t what I wanted when I asked for a Grifter for Christmas, back in the 70s. Rubbish.

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Basket Case

He seems to do more ducking and weaving than a wicker basket collective composed entirely of Mallards. Unreal.

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Sure. Here To Help…

If they’re the new Reform Councillors, maybe the rest of their days. Fetch me a crowbar.

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“Wind Yer Neck In Sunshine”

At least, that’s how I like to think it went. After 14 years of being driven into the ground under insane Tory leadership, with a deli-counter ticket system for who was next PM, can we have some FUCKING STABILITY please.

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