Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Not A Very Smooth Criminal…

The leaning tower of pieceashit. What an awful person. He has ruined the USA for generations. Things will never be as they were with other nations again.

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Roll up! Roll up! See The Spectacle! Bring Your Children!

The USA is become a troubling place…

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Hundreds Of Ageing Lesbians Fuming…

Greenham Common 80s protesters fuming, as all it took to get rid of bombers was 5 blokes in balaclavas in hired Transit vans, out to steal diesel…

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Orange Berk Causing Chaos Needs Other Oil Reserves Released To Keep His Own Diesel Prices Down…

What it says. Cunt.

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Not One Of Enid Blyton’s That I recall…

Lashings of ginger beer. Hurrah!

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Whatever. Off You Pop Sweetcheeks.

People had to sit and listen to “The Cunt Of Mostly Crisco” yesterday, so it’s only fair you should sit and listen no?

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Something Something Greenland Something Pedo

Probably just the arrangement they already had, but dusted off to make Butterscotch Hitler think he made some ‘deal’. Cunt.

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We’ll Take Any Sign Of Intelligence As An Upgrade…

When he said “The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT…“ for a hopeful microsecond I thought he was announcing a successor. Unfortunately the sentence continued. Probably to even his own surprise. … Continue reading →

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I Mean…He’s Quite A Distinctive Individual…

Hard to miss. You’d have thought…

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No Oil For You Bastards Soon Then…

I can see it is going well. Butterscotch Hitler is playing 3D chess here again, no doubt, according to people with 6 teeth. Whatever. Are the aliens here yet?

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