Announces Great Ploy To Get Voters. Sound Of Wet Fart. Somebody Sniffs. Dog Barks In Distance. No Applause.

Yes. Rather than any rash promises to renationalise the whole shit-stained affair of privatised power,

Ed will use his might as PM to get you a temporary discount.

Whoopee shit. This is hardly the stuff of legend is it?

Do I have to draw him a diagram? I can’t be arsed, but here’s a contrast in text: 

Current situation With Horse-Raping Privateers Running The Show:

Where all that lovely money from “customers”  goes:

• Costs
• Investment for the future
• Profit for Co. and its shareholders (Jaguars / Coke / Hookers / Big Southfork-Style abomination houses / Privately educating Children)

Nationalised:

Where all that lovely money from “customers”  goes:

• Costs
• Investment for the future

See – if you’re feeling all mighty and generous about this – you don’t even have to tax us Ed.

 Can you spot the difference? Put your glasses on dear, and really concentrate.

Come on. Do the railways whilst you’re at it, as there’s really no consumer choice there either. Just lazy greedy bastard companies, with shareholders to feed cash to.

 Some things should NEVER have been privatised.

Now grow some balls and try that speech again. Once more with feeling.