Old Etonian Iggle-Piggle impersonator, floppy haired walking forehead, and part-time Prime Minister David Cameron was stung by a jellyfish minding its own business in its natural habitat.
After exiting the sea, exclaiming “Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”, several political commentators have pondered whether this incident may have inadvertantly prompted the most memorable speech of his tenure.
A poisonous creature with no discernible brain, David Cameron is expected to recover.
The Jellyfish is expected to get over the incident.
