As you may or may not be aware, the world of sport pretty much passes me by.

Maybe leaving a slightly farty whiff, as it briefly blocks the view of the TV and then wafts past unnoticed.

So I really tried, and tried, but still didn’t find any of it that interesting.

Not one to quit too early, I thought I’d try channeling via a glove puppet, to really get to the heart of the matter, and uncover the cheering, flag waving sport-obsessed spirit within.

However, this didn’t work out well either..

Channeling My Inner Sports Fan