Thousands of drooling on-hold showoffs with fuck all else going on in their lives are panting with excitement over leaked pictures of the next iPhone.
Most of them will only ever use the slab for updating social media and staring at so they can avoid conversation.
It’ll look like a phone, have a screen of about 5 and a half inches and oh honestly who gives a fuck.
Something about artificial sapphire coated glass and indestructible buttons made out of bits of unicorn or something.
It’ll be dropped soon enough outside a pub, and give many more people other than the owner some real entertainment. Boo hoo. Did you dwop your phoewne. Aww. Shut it you shlaaaag!