Your Own Subtitles. Now!No waiting for expensive glasses and apps.

Here’s a cheap and effective way of projecting what you’re probably thinking when you’re staring at your boss, co-workers, selected family members, people on the train, or simply any other random shaved apes lumbering around reality and cluttering up the place with their smelly bulky cadavers.

Simply stare at any one of the images below, full screen, for about 30 seconds before commencing your gaze upon said target. Hey presto! As you blink, you are reminded of what you are really  thinking about them. Better yet, why not print them off onto handy cards, and carry them around. Why wait for all that super expensive high tech to come along?