Erm. Not these Frozen eggs…

Good news for human females who want to spend their younger years on attempting to climb the greasy corporate pole (ooer missus) rather than being inconvenienced by biology.
Some of the more out-there forward thinking companies are now offering their female employees the perk of freezing their eggs. Then they can continue working all hours towards their burn-out nervous breakdown. At which point they can then drop straight out, past HR, and collect their frozen eggs, find someone
wants to hook up with them, get preggers, and have children by way of rest and recuperation? Really?

It would probably be easier, cheaper, and more honest for companies to just do what they normally do: Wait for women in the workplace to get pregnant, then try to buck them out of the company in a legalish way as quickly as possible whilst still appearing to do everything they can to be good. Flexible working? Sure. Just fill out this form telling us why the fuck we should do that. (Oh yes they do… some places. I’m sure some of you have seen it.) Why not just offer corporate surrogate mothers, and nannies to raise the little darlings until school-leaving age? That way, you could have children without having to leave work at all!
Back on topic, this just seems sad, freakish, and kinda chilling really. Pun not intended. Whatever…