There’s more shit in my social media feeds than actual updates.
So and so’s real age was guessed by some random data harvesting app to be… ha! Younger than their real age! Ooh! Publish so all your window licking FB friends can fall into the same trap. What type of blah are you? Why not take our quiz? Hmm. OK but first, can I curl one out on your living room carpet? Fair swap?
Or just make your own up, and paste them back to pollute everyone’s newsfeed.
Hmm what Star Wars character am I you asked…?

Now get out...