It seems like only yesterday that you just kicked the bucket,
So I’ll put this shitty rhyme up on my post cos, well, yeah, fuck it.
I can’t be arsed to find the words to type it for myself,
So I’ll repost this shit picture and these words from off the shelf.
Made up by some bored cunt sat churning out such pointless wit,
Paid fifty quid a pop to rhyme such gag-inducing shit.
If you really want to express your own feelings on your post,
Of those you loved, and those you lost, who’ve gone to be a ghost,
Why not spend just a little of your oh so precious time,
To come up with your own heartfelt and meaning-laden rhyme.
For posting poorly thought out prose sold by the word and line,
Can hardly be the best use of your and our fucking time…