It might be easier if the news could simply  publish a short list of seemingly the few remaining in film, music, fashion, politics etc who are not guilty of, accused of, or suspected of sexual assault, misbehaviour or weirdness. Then if everybody else  involved could get on with legal proceedings and whatnot that’d be great.

That done,  it should leave plenty of time and space on the news for biased truthspeak and propaganda on what Kim Jong, Donald (pussy grabbing aside), May etc. are up to. More Brexit doomsaying too maybe. However, given Catalonia’s attempt to upstage that , maybe less so. At least until Jimmy Kranky, I mean Nicola Sturgeon pulls an even quicker independence jolly, dressed as Mel Gibson dressed as William Wallace to upstage them.
OK, how about filling the news with “and finally” articles about amusing pets, or vegetables shaped like bollocks. Mind you, maybe not eh. Could be misconstrued…