Standing on the station. Never used to be such a plague of school kids catching the train to school when I started doing this 29 years ago. But here is the thing. Do the thin kids get teased at school these days? A fair percentage of the future of the country are cluttering up the place whilst sporting the frame of a mid 50s heart attack candidate.
If Grange Hill was remade, Ro-land would probably have an uneventful story, other than maybe being a henchman for a Jabba the Hutt-esque Gripper Stebson. Possibly something to do with them all getting dropped off in Mummy’s Mercedes, tumbling out eating sweets.

I mean, don’t these religion based schools get the little fuckers running around doing cross country pursued by an ex forces sadist PE teacher?