Hard dry anal Brexit

We can all thank David Cameron,
For the mess we’re in today,
Set us up with a referendum,
Then the cunt just ran away,

Chorus:
Hard dry anal Brexit,
Like nobody voted for
Hard dry anal Brexit
What the fuck did we do that for?

So up steps that Theresa,
Made of bacon that’s gone grey
Mr Corbyn might just save us,
But I don’t think Theresa May

Chorus

With the talks just getting nowhere,
The deadline is drawing near,
She gets back stabbed by the Bojo
He’s a sly wanker, this is clear.

Chorus

Whilst you’re outside in the garden,
Shaking your fist at the moon,
We should have a revolution,
Better sort one fucking soon.

Chorus

Applause
Smashing up instruments
Elvis has left the building