Indyref2. Why not. Then, as part of the deal – donate N Ireland to Scotland and let them scrap it out with Eire. Then a nice hard land-based border, that solves Brexit too. You’re welcome.
Next: An independent Wales, Cornwall, Black country, Yorkshire, and further on down until the remnants of the Iceni tribe get freedom from oppression in East Anglia. Some long overdue compensation from various countries (1066, what have the Romans ever done for us etc) So that’s cashola from (France, Italy, Denmark, Germany etc) for previous invasions, all in time for Uncle Putin to roll across a sub-divided Europe in a way so easy that Adolf Hitler would’ve given his other ball to be able to do so. Have I gone too far?