Monthly Archives: March 2020

You’ve got mail… Big news. Tom Hanks, currently Castaway on a desolate island (Australia) gets Corona Virus. Spotted after he went walking and could not stop sneezing, leaving what has now been referred to as a Green Mile. Expected to … Continue reading →

Wash your hands whilst singing happy birthday twice. Needs different lyrics… Wash your hands you fuck wit,Wash your hands you fuck wit,Use some soap and some water,And they won’t smell of shit. Repeat.You dirty bastards.

51 people. That’s 0.0000785% of the population of the UK infected with Corona virus. Is it time to go looting yet?Step 1. Find high street that doesn’t already look like the fucker has been looted, or used as a set … Continue reading →