After no clear or useful info was issued from the freshly- extended Dick (Cressida) running the Met…
Time for a new business idea:
Arrested by the police? Unsure whether they’re legit? Then dial 999-9. The Police-Police. Here to meta-police. Subscribe from only £999 yearly. Unhappy with the legitimacy of the Police-Police person despatched? Simply dial 9999-9. Repeat until everyone is convinced it’s not yet another F horror story with a badge from a joke shop (who actually knows what a F warrant card looks like anyway? ).
FFS.