So long Boris, you feckless berk,
You lied your way right out of work.
Followed May and Cameron’s steps,
2 more prats out of their depths.
And now you’ve got a tawdry race,
To see which tool now can replace,
Your shapeless figure, spouting crap.
You took the UK OFF the map.
And can they stop this country’s slide?
It’s doubtful they’ll have even tried…