I can’t believe I’m writing this,
The universe: taking the piss.
For after Boris was thrown out,
Liz Truss was in with half a shout.
But her and Kwasi fucked it all.
They really really dropped the ball.
She sacked him, but it was too late.
She had already sealed her fate.
So 45 days, and off you fuck.
And Rishi gets to try his luck.
We’ve had enough of all of you.
General election’s overdue.