Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Walking back from the local co-op and overheard some young lady telling her friend that her grandad had hung himself. Which is terrible. It’s obviously hanged.

That moment you suspect the office you’re currently contracting in, though only marginally further ‘Up the country’, could indeed be actually at the very point the country turns ‘Up North’

Rumours of a remake of the classic comedy, to bring it up to date around current woes on the high street. Working in an atmosphere of collapsing high street sales, big company liquidations and store closures, our heroes are brought … Continue reading →

LinkedIn users alarmed at the noticeable reduction in banal repetition of the same Steve Jobs quotes and subsequent fawning comments related to said Steve Jobs quotes. One LinkedIn user was quoted as saying “I became uneasy when I realised I … Continue reading →

Unknown source. Could also work, unchanged as encouragement for flagging middle age sex. Now read it again…

This guy did it for 50 years… BBC News – Sesame Street’s Big Bird puppeteer retires http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45890721

Ah, world mental health day. When companies pretend to give a fuck for one day, whilst people are looking. *Yawn*. They don’t. Card companies seem to be missing out on this one. ‘Sorry you’re depressed and anxious and whilst we’re … Continue reading →

Hard dry anal Brexit We can all thank David Cameron, For the mess we’re in today, Set us up with a referendum, Then the cunt just ran away, Chorus: Hard dry anal Brexit, Like nobody voted for Hard dry anal … Continue reading →