Category Archives: News N Stuff N That

Hurray! UK Economy Recovering. Buy Houses Now! Go!

Posted on October 27, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

George Osbourne seemed quite pleased with himself this week, regarding our country’s recovery. OK, so there is an upturn in output. But put that in the context of a pretty broken starting point, and an acknowledgement that wages need to … Continue reading →

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Heir Fired From South Of Cambridge In Human-Has-Baby Shocker.

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

The long-awaited fawning for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s baby arrival is upon us. Much unlike common people, who have horrid rat-faced common babies all the time, this one is special. Special for the Duke and Duchess because it’s … Continue reading →

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NHS helpline 111 Needs Resuscitation.

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

One of the main bidding contractors who put in to run the new 111 non-emergency service has pulled out because it won’t be profitable. This is surely a shining example of why not everything can or should be privatised and … Continue reading →

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Tax-Driven Vegetarian Apocalypse Now.

Posted on June 16, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Go vegetarian now. Avoid the rush! The EU wants to add a punitive tax to meat products so that we are encouraged to eat less meat. The idea is that this reduces the environmental impact of meat production. It takes … Continue reading →

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Real World Government Summer Camp 2013-Watford

Posted on June 7, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Yes. The Bilderberg group. Meeting in Watford, for some reason? The real world government gets together for their once-yearly meeting. Why Watford? The world elite get together in Watford? Possibly because of the nearby availability of humans fed exclusively on … Continue reading →

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New Game: Prison TV Fun. Free To Download.

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Changes have been proposed to UK prison life, to make inmates work, or at least behave, for privileges. Ideas for the new reward model have probably been dreamed up by a private consortium of  ne’er-do-wells who sell common sense to … Continue reading →

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Margaret Thatcher. The Lady’s Not For Burning. Er. Unless Cremated.

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

So much has been dribbled into words about the passing of Baroness Thatcher, that it almost seems pointless to piss in the pool already sloshing to brimming point on the intermaweb. Still, the PlayStation network is down for maintenance, and … Continue reading →

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Cyprus Economy “Cunted”

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Cyprus, another country that leapt aboard the Euro good-time go-go train now finds itself coming-to in the smouldering train-wreck. Penniless, with a hideous hangover, and a barking-spider like a clown’s pocket. At the weekend, the Cypriot people were in total disbelief upon hearing … Continue reading →

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Meteor Horsemeat Pasta Asteroid Apocalypse…

Posted on February 15, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Meteor Injures Hundreds in Russia – Horsemeat blamed   Hundreds of people with the time to stand around videoing things have been injured by something aflame and streaking from the sky faster that Superman shooting his bolt. Speculation that the … Continue reading →

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To Beef… Or Not To Beef…That is the Equine.

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Beef: 1. The flesh of a cow, steer, or bull raised and killed for its meat. 2. An adult cow, steer, or bull raised for its meat. 3. Informal. a. Brawn; muscular strength. b. Strength; power. c. Weight, as of … Continue reading →

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