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Taliband

But what would they name their albums?

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Walls? Looks Like It was Constructed With Wall’s Ice-Cream…

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Freedom Day…Figures Check

There. That’s made the figures look better… BBC News – Covid: PM and chancellor not isolating after Javid testhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57877373

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Swearing: Both Big And Clever.

A lot of Facebook groups I follow are putting up pleading posts by admins about swearing, and the fact that the Facebook police are on their case. It’s a US thing IMHO. When The Mayflower set sail, our ancestors all … Continue reading

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Office Heroics 25

When one of the reasons for never wanting to go back into the office is that it’s so much easier to clean up after a disaster-shit when you’re at home.

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Coworkers Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Tough Mudder Cancelled

Workers around the UK are relieved that the latest Tough Mudder event has been called off due to entirely predictable pandemic-related hilarity. Office worker Gary Mashspuds said: ‘When I knew my two colleagues Dan and Sue were off doing another … Continue reading

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Go To Space! Because: Twats.

Frustrated you can’t even go to, say, France? Looking to blow a fuckload of money on rocket fuel to burn the atmosphere, sat next to 5 other shaved apes, all trying to get a few minutes of your fat cadavers … Continue reading

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Man moves bottle, shortly after other man moved bottles…

You’d think that with a pandemic, and all the related fuckery going on, that there would be no room in the news for this kind of bollocks. Off to fuck with it…

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G7, Chips, and a 99

Same as everyone else probably. Maybe buy some saucy postcards, a stick of rock. Maybe a bit of crabbing.

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Never Sack The Bloke With All The Dirty Secrets…

Basically: Man gets unbelievable opportunity to rat out everybody, having been told to sling his hook. ‘Yeah they were all shite or something. I mean, me too, but them, tch…and another thing…’ something like that. Away with it all …

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