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Every man needs a hobby…

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Piss Poor Political Poetry 2

I can’t believe I’m writing this,The universe: taking the piss.For after Boris was thrown out,Liz Truss was in with half a shout.But her and Kwasi fucked it all.They really really dropped the ball.She sacked him, but it was too late.She … Continue reading

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Piss Poor Political Poetry Corner

So long Boris, you feckless berk,You lied your way right out of work.Followed May and Cameron’s steps,2 more prats out of their depths.And now you’ve got a tawdry race,To see which tool now can replace,Your shapeless figure, spouting crap.You took … Continue reading

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2 Hot Days In The UK

Every Internet thread: Something something 1976. Funny feet ice lollies. Paddling pool in the back garden with your donger hanging out. Sunscreen didn’t exist then! Hatstand, Tuttie Frutties, Jacques Cousteau, Hillman Minx, Arthur Askey, jumpers for goalposts.

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C’mon…

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Jubilee Jubbly…

So, George Ezra probably sensibly left the last part of his latest ‘hit’ off whilst singing it at the Jubbly blah. Anyway, if you fancy listening to George Ezra, why not just listen instead, to what must be his biggest … Continue reading

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Lifetime Subscription?

At this rate, a month should cover it…

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Smashed It

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Levelling Up By Levelling Down As It All Glugs Down The Drain…

Probably a gameshow everyone will be playing soon… What with inflation, and skyrocketing energy prices. Shame Uncle Putin’s getting all antsy which means no more cheap gas at the same time “coincidentally”. It’s almost like it’s planned. And frankly I … Continue reading

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Back To Work, I Mean The Office, Plebs

Same old shite. Throw the switch back to position A, tell everyone it’s all OK. Stop wearing a mask. Back to pointless commutes you oiks, even though it’s been proved most people never needed to anyway. Fuck off.

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