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Medication’s What You Neeeed…
Maybe in keeping with the last two years of awfulness, someone could retrieve Roy Castle’s ashes, rehydrate them, and give the resultant soggy mess a trumpet to knock out a tune, like Record Breakers in years gone by….
Covid. The Shitest Of Shite Christmases Part II?
Probably coming to a set of lungs near you… December 2021
God: Something, Something Covid, Are You Fuckers Still Alive?
Anyway, it’s my birthday soon, something Bethlehem, donkey.
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Yeah, But…How Would You Know?
Maybe if he had his pants on his head, and pencils up his nose, as per the approved Blackadder method? Even then … ‘Wubble’
Macron & Johnson In Race To Win Empty Victory For Rights To Empty Seas.
Something something fishing, something rights, something bell-ends. All Brexit’s fault, narrow-minded cunts etc. Blah blah, argument over licence to trawl the sea empty. Something mumble the background to the film Soylent Green all coming true. Sort it out you retards.
Whoop! Whoop! It’s The Sound Of The Police-Police
After no clear or useful info was issued from the freshly- extended Dick (Cressida) running the Met…Time for a new business idea:Arrested by the police? Unsure whether they’re legit? Then dial 999-9. The Police-Police. Here to meta-police. Subscribe from only … Continue reading
Electric Car Owners Smug For Now…
Electric car owners are laughing it up at the queues at petrol stations. Unfortunately the way this shit show is going, as a nation, we’ll be heading back to the 70s days of rolling power cuts, and 3 day weeks. … Continue reading
Back to school…Barfarooney!
Post 1 day back at school, and at 21:00 last night, you find yourself surveying the small bathroom where your youngest has just ‘done an exorcist.’Decisions. Which wall to start with? Do you cut a swathe through the pile on … Continue reading
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