Can somebody get on this ASAP please?

Can somebody get on this ASAP please?

When you drop your can of Irn Bru, and it starts calling out a name…

Albus asks Hagrid to talk to Harry about his troubling amphetamine habit:
“You’re a whizz head, Harry”.
It’s getting more difficult to figure out WTF is going on…

On the train yesterday, and someone asked me if I’d like their seat… 14 more years of working life to go, allegedly…

Ooh. Friend! Psycho friend!