Muck Jagger

Posted on March 16, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze
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Difficult Goodbye? Random

Posted on March 2, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

Describe the last difficult “goodbye” you said.

I was eating a large mouthful of pizza, and the bread knife was hurrying out.

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Surprise! It’s Still Going…

Posted on February 24, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

It is getting to the stage where waking up daily is probably a surprise for a lot of people.

It may be a good or bad surprise. Who knows. One hardly dare open the news app on a phone for fear of what latest fuckery awaits one, by way of headline news.

The world is run by a bunch of cunts. Somebody sort it out please…

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Come On ET. Sort it out.

Posted on February 15, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

Why does it feel like the planet is being run by petulant children with serious personality defects, inadequacy problems, and 24hr access to crates of energy drinks, rather than adults schooled in critical thinking and geopolitical know-how, who have studied history and learned lessons from the past?
And then there’s the breathtaking idiots running the news egging them all on to armageddon…
Come on aliens. Take control. They’ve popped your balloons down now, so time to slap humanity back to quietly building pyramids or whatever.
Enough.

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Who’s The 2023 Scriptwriter?

Posted on February 13, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

Dafuq is going on? Seriously! This from the BBC:

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98 more to go…

Posted on February 3, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

And it’s white, not red. Anyway, superpowers are back with itchy trigger fingers. So:

Cue Nena….

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Spare… Some Change?

Posted on January 10, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

Look. You chose to leave. Fair enough. But perhaps choose something else to do for money, not pushing this pulp, now you’ve gone.

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Depressed People Looking Forward To A Couple Of Blissful Quiet Months

Posted on January 1, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

If you believe what you read on LinkedIn posts from go-getting types about cutting ‘negative people’ out of their lives this year, then it should be nice and quiet for a bit as they leave us the fuck alone until they crash n burn too.

I for one , am grateful of the rest.

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The Bleak Pre-Christmas

Posted on December 7, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

In the bleak pre-Christmas
Still at home for work
Gas was quite expensive,
Leccy too, you berk
Bills had risen,
Bills on bills, bills on billls
in the bleak pre-Christmas
Twenty Twenty Two
Tories and their rich chums
Didn’t have a care
Lots of nice expenses
Picked up the bill there
Rich kid Rishi Sunak
Taking the piss
He won’t have to worry
About shit like this.
What can I do then?
Poor as I am
Looks like Christmas dinner
Might have to be Spam
If I were a wise man
I would have seen my chance
When they voted for Brexit
Should have moved to France
Should have moved to France

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This Month’s Fish Celebrity

Posted on November 29, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze
Jon Bon ‘Chovy
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