Who’s The 2023 Scriptwriter?

Posted on February 13, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

Dafuq is going on? Seriously! This from the BBC:

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98 more to go…

Posted on February 3, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

And it’s white, not red. Anyway, superpowers are back with itchy trigger fingers. So:

Cue Nena….

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Spare… Some Change?

Posted on January 10, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

Look. You chose to leave. Fair enough. But perhaps choose something else to do for money, not pushing this pulp, now you’ve gone.

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Depressed People Looking Forward To A Couple Of Blissful Quiet Months

Posted on January 1, 2023 by Mr S Wheeze

If you believe what you read on LinkedIn posts from go-getting types about cutting ‘negative people’ out of their lives this year, then it should be nice and quiet for a bit as they leave us the fuck alone until they crash n burn too.

I for one , am grateful of the rest.

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The Bleak Pre-Christmas

Posted on December 7, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

In the bleak pre-Christmas
Still at home for work
Gas was quite expensive,
Leccy too, you berk
Bills had risen,
Bills on bills, bills on billls
in the bleak pre-Christmas
Twenty Twenty Two
Tories and their rich chums
Didn’t have a care
Lots of nice expenses
Picked up the bill there
Rich kid Rishi Sunak
Taking the piss
He won’t have to worry
About shit like this.
What can I do then?
Poor as I am
Looks like Christmas dinner
Might have to be Spam
If I were a wise man
I would have seen my chance
When they voted for Brexit
Should have moved to France
Should have moved to France

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This Month’s Fish Celebrity

Posted on November 29, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze
Jon Bon ‘Chovy
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Every man needs a hobby…

Posted on November 7, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze
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Piss Poor Political Poetry 2

Posted on October 26, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

I can’t believe I’m writing this,
The universe: taking the piss.
For after Boris was thrown out,
Liz Truss was in with half a shout.
But her and Kwasi fucked it all.
They really really dropped the ball.
She sacked him, but it was too late.
She had already sealed her fate.
So 45 days, and off you fuck.
And Rishi gets to try his luck.
We’ve had enough of all of you.
General election’s overdue.

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Piss Poor Political Poetry Corner

Posted on August 23, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

So long Boris, you feckless berk,
You lied your way right out of work.
Followed May and Cameron’s steps,
2 more prats out of their depths.
And now you’ve got a tawdry race,
To see which tool now can replace,
Your shapeless figure, spouting crap.
You took the UK OFF the map.
And can they stop this country’s slide?
It’s doubtful they’ll have even tried…

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2 Hot Days In The UK

Posted on July 19, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

Every Internet thread:

Something something 1976. Funny feet ice lollies. Paddling pool in the back garden with your donger hanging out. Sunscreen didn’t exist then! Hatstand, Tuttie Frutties, Jacques Cousteau, Hillman Minx, Arthur Askey, jumpers for goalposts.

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