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Piss Poor Political Poetry Corner

So long Boris, you feckless berk,You lied your way right out of work.Followed May and Cameron’s steps,2 more prats out of their depths.And now you’ve got a tawdry race,To see which tool now can replace,Your shapeless figure, spouting crap.You took … Continue reading

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Brexit: Strong Possibility Of Monday Happening After Sunday

Also, a strong possibility of Christmas happening this year on the 25th of December. In other news, bears confirmed to be shitting in woods, and also: Pope turns out to be a Catholic… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55266678

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Expensive Dinner Results In Four More Days Of Delay For Hard Brexit

Looks like “shagger” Boris failed to impress on this occasion. At the moment it just seems like a short delay to keep everyone Christmas shopping, before the economy lands post-deal or no-deal in much the same way as the “successful” … Continue reading

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UK Future Rides On “Shagger” Boris Having Dinner With Blonde Woman

Normally, I’d say that could actually end up working out OK. He somehow has a way… https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/08/chances-of-brexit-deal-hang-on-boris-johnson-and-ursula-von-de-leyen-dinner

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Brexit. Flip A Coin… It has come to this.

Could have just flipped a coin 4 years ago, when pig – sticker Cameron started this colossal political shart… https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/05/chance-of-brexit-deal-no-higher-50-uk-sources-barnier-boris-johnson

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The Script For “Carry On Brexit” Doesn’t Seem That Funny…

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/24/uk-facing-risk-of-systemic-economic-crisis-official-paper-says

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Distraction News? Pre-Brexit Rats Exiting The Torpedoed Listing HMSUK? That Mekon Cummings Too, Today…

Breaking news. Some cnut you’ve never heard of leaves job you never even knew he had, working for PM you can’t be bothered with.

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Lock down 2. This time…it’s illogical

Just shut the schools again you tits. If things are that critical.Your half-arsed parochial tier systems, different in each pisspot country was hardly out of the box. Stop fucking everyone around, and making up bullshit to fit your latest crackpot … Continue reading

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Durrrrrr. Let’s Wear Masks

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