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Macron & Johnson In Race To Win Empty Victory For Rights To Empty Seas.

Something something fishing, something rights, something bell-ends. All Brexit’s fault, narrow-minded cunts etc. Blah blah, argument over licence to trawl the sea empty. Something mumble the background to the film Soylent Green all coming true. Sort it out you retards.

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Brexit: Strong Possibility Of Monday Happening After Sunday

Also, a strong possibility of Christmas happening this year on the 25th of December. In other news, bears confirmed to be shitting in woods, and also: Pope turns out to be a Catholic… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55266678

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Expensive Dinner Results In Four More Days Of Delay For Hard Brexit

Looks like “shagger” Boris failed to impress on this occasion. At the moment it just seems like a short delay to keep everyone Christmas shopping, before the economy lands post-deal or no-deal in much the same way as the “successful” … Continue reading

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UK Future Rides On “Shagger” Boris Having Dinner With Blonde Woman

Normally, I’d say that could actually end up working out OK. He somehow has a way… https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/08/chances-of-brexit-deal-hang-on-boris-johnson-and-ursula-von-de-leyen-dinner

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Hnnnnnng! Splosh. Wipe. Flush

That kind of final push. Better not blow an O ring from straining too hard. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55208218

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Brexit. Flip A Coin… It has come to this.

Could have just flipped a coin 4 years ago, when pig – sticker Cameron started this colossal political shart… https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/05/chance-of-brexit-deal-no-higher-50-uk-sources-barnier-boris-johnson

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The Script For “Carry On Brexit” Doesn’t Seem That Funny…

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/24/uk-facing-risk-of-systemic-economic-crisis-official-paper-says

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Distraction News? Pre-Brexit Rats Exiting The Torpedoed Listing HMSUK? That Mekon Cummings Too, Today…

Breaking news. Some cnut you’ve never heard of leaves job you never even knew he had, working for PM you can’t be bothered with.

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