Tag Archives: covid

Back To Work, I Mean The Office, Plebs

Same old shite. Throw the switch back to position A, tell everyone it’s all OK. Stop wearing a mask. Back to pointless commutes you oiks, even though it’s been proved most people never needed to anyway. Fuck off.

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Here Is The News

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Medication’s What You Neeeed…

Maybe in keeping with the last two years of awfulness, someone could retrieve Roy Castle’s ashes, rehydrate them, and give the resultant soggy mess a trumpet to knock out a tune, like Record Breakers in years gone by….

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Covid. The Shitest Of Shite Christmases Part II?

Probably coming to a set of lungs near you… December 2021

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Ah, True Leadership…

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Green List Holiday Destination. Here We Come!

Good news kids, I know it has been a difficult year or so, so I’ve booked us a break somewhere on the green list…Pack your Kevlar swimming trunks, though.

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Office Heroics 24

We’ll all be back in an office soon… (dafuq we will)…

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Covid Timeline Adventures

My Google Maps Timeline?: Bedroom….Ensuite…Kitchen…Home office…Kitchen…Living room…Bedroom. Ooh look! SAINSBURY’S… Now the ratings..Bedroom. 3 stars. A bit farty. Noisy cat.Ensuite 4 stars. All my favourite ablution potions. Even Brut. ‘Splash it all over, you ***t’ or some such…Home Office. 2 … Continue reading

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Post-Covid Piss Swimming Restarts…

Sadists tired of open-water swimming in rivers full of animal piss, bitey fish, livid swans, and stolen mopeds celebrate the return of swimming in gallons of chlorinated water topped up with toddler piss, sweat, and strange milky bits from local … Continue reading

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Man With Loads Of Empty Office Space Says People Tired Of Working From Home.

Totally unbiased BBC one-sided view of whether people are tired of working from home, featuring a man who has a vested interest in commuter meat-robots returning to London. BBC News – Covid: ‘People are tired of working from home’https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56237586

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