Monthly Archives: May 2026

Maybe Time To Let Kermit Try?

Ribbit… Looks like this dying frog can’t do a deal. Let another muppet have a go instead. #Kermit2028

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The Game Is Afoot…

Now this… this should be funny as fook. Let’s watch the worm wiggle. Hahah

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Almost Time Up Chum…

Jeeves… Fetch me my laughing-out-loud waistcoat and britches. And stand by with the popcorn machine…

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Something Something Guns Something USA

Any sane people available who can shoot straight? I dunno. Mutter mutter grumble etc…

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Grifter For Christmas

This wasn’t what I wanted when I asked for a Grifter for Christmas, back in the 70s. Rubbish.

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Basket Case

He seems to do more ducking and weaving than a wicker basket collective composed entirely of Mallards. Unreal.

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Sure. Here To Help…

If they’re the new Reform Councillors, maybe the rest of their days. Fetch me a crowbar.

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“Wind Yer Neck In Sunshine”

At least, that’s how I like to think it went. After 14 years of being driven into the ground under insane Tory leadership, with a deli-counter ticket system for who was next PM, can we have some FUCKING STABILITY please.

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Meh. Bring it.

Another few years of work from home, and the supermarkets were nice and quiet…

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Let’s Correct That…

Sigh. Seems there are so many thick racists, voting against their own interests.

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