Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Every day I wake up, he’s there by my side, Non- wagging tail and lifelessly-eyed. A burden to bear, He jumps onto my back. To be carried around, My esteem to attack. And he’ll stay there day-long And he’ll whisper … Continue reading →

After 9 years of austerity, and a succession of Conservative PMs and ministers driving the country apart, it’s time for another random general election. Millions of ground-down voters with dwindling faith in anything anymore will be heading to the polls … Continue reading →

Now the UK is effectively a dictatorship, you should expect this exciting armband through the post. Wear it at all times. Sigh.

Office Time Portal: When you discover a quiet part of the office, with a noticeboard that may have been forgotten… Or even a time portal that shifts you back 20 years whilst waiting for the lift. 90’s mobile! Cheque Book! … Continue reading →

Blue badge scheme now open to people with invisible disabilities https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jun/15/blue-badge-scheme-now-open-to-people-with-invisible-disabilities?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

It’s all about the timing. Has PM front-runner Boris been set up? Would a mysterious “Mr Gove” or others have anything to gain from him having to turn up in court? Who knows..

Indyref2. Why not. Then, as part of the deal – donate N Ireland to Scotland and let them scrap it out with Eire. Then a nice hard land-based border, that solves Brexit too. You’re welcome. Next: An independent Wales, Cornwall, … Continue reading →

Madonna. Borrowed Cher’s vocoder. Stole The Macarana and played it slowed down. Got somebody from The Fast Show to speak over the top. Scorchio! Take up gardening or something love.