Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Blurred photo whilst attempting to capture lesser-spotted teenagers. They were eventually persuaded to leave their rooms for food, but, possibly fearing a trap, left hurriedly. I have taken to pretending the kitchen bin is a Star Wars droid, that loves … Continue reading →

Just coming on here to let out a stifled scream. I like LinkedIn. It does have many people with some interesting things to say. It also has a lot of cliche blah regurgitated forth upon it by people that seem … Continue reading →

Ghost of Jimmy Savile reportedly delighted at prospect of re-advertising the age of the train with new nationalised east coast mainline (again). Once they get repainted (again).

Just for a moment I thought so…

Combine your old, lost, inadequate pensions into one unstable pot from a company you have never heard of. Experience the thrill akin to being a Robert Maxwell employee back in the day. Or just put it all on red at … Continue reading →

As an independent IT pirate, I’m concerned that everyone’s flapping on about GDPR etc, but nobody seems to be thinking about Y10K. Surely there’s a few years work out there for me to help companies work towards this recurring date … Continue reading →

Does anybody else think of rude meanings for new acronyms they encounter in their work? Probably just me then…

Of course not. Only kidding. It just keeps getting better. Soon: The irrelevant seating will be removed, and people will be herded on by brown shirted officials using cattle prods. Once inside the door, professional masked wrestlers will stack customers … Continue reading →