Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Standing on the station. Never used to be such a plague of school kids catching the train to school when I started doing this 29 years ago. But here is the thing. Do the thin kids get teased at school … Continue reading →

They’re everywhere in the news. I wonder if some of them beating their victims to it are doing it right though. All the best and worst excuses are being used up fast. Here. Courtesy Blackadder. In case any politician, mogul, … Continue reading →

It might be easier if the news could simply  publish a short list of seemingly the few remaining in film, music, fashion, politics etc who are not guilty of, accused of, or suspected of sexual assault, misbehaviour or weirdness. Then … Continue reading →

I am the sum of my hopes and fears I am the product of joy and tears I am the now of the future I wondered I am the adult the child me pondered   I am a ghost daily … Continue reading →

I appreciate Mr. KJU’s use of olde English in his latest retort. It shows effort. If I might respectfully suggest, the word dotard, whilst a welcome surprise, could have been replaced with the more contemporary word “Fucktard”. Next, may I … Continue reading →

When I was very young, I remember watching Jacques Cousteau documentaries goggle eyed, and reading books about scuba adventures and explorers of all kinds and other such keys to a world of waiting opportunity. A world to be explored. Then … Continue reading →

Sat feeling shattered after getting out of a hot shower with all the great smelling stuff. The shower door is covered in water droplets. Some seem happy where they are. Some race to the finish line alone. Some run by, … Continue reading →