Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Recovery. Into what state?

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Good news today was that the housing market showed some sign of recovery. Is this good news? Recovery from what? Houses had become too expensive, and if anything the global financial meltdown had done the decent thing, and halted the … Continue reading →

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Religion To Be Regulated?

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Is religion too dangerous for the average citizen? Is it time for regulation? In light of yet more grim atrocities perpetrated around the world in the name of one invisible being or another, rumours have it that the Government is … Continue reading →

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New Game: Prison TV Fun. Free To Download.

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Changes have been proposed to UK prison life, to make inmates work, or at least behave, for privileges. Ideas for the new reward model have probably been dreamed up by a private consortium of  ne’er-do-wells who sell common sense to … Continue reading →

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Margaret Thatcher. The Lady’s Not For Burning. Er. Unless Cremated.

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

So much has been dribbled into words about the passing of Baroness Thatcher, that it almost seems pointless to piss in the pool already sloshing to brimming point on the intermaweb. Still, the PlayStation network is down for maintenance, and … Continue reading →

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Cyprus Economy “Cunted”

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Cyprus, another country that leapt aboard the Euro good-time go-go train now finds itself coming-to in the smouldering train-wreck. Penniless, with a hideous hangover, and a barking-spider like a clown’s pocket. At the weekend, the Cypriot people were in total disbelief upon hearing … Continue reading →

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Chinese Pig River DanceTragedy

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Workers in China continue to recover thousands of dead pigs from a river near Shanghai. As the enormous haul of porcine cadavers continues to be pulled from the river, which is used as a source of drinking water, locals are … Continue reading →

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Meteor Horsemeat Pasta Asteroid Apocalypse…

Posted on February 15, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Meteor Injures Hundreds in Russia – Horsemeat blamed   Hundreds of people with the time to stand around videoing things have been injured by something aflame and streaking from the sky faster that Superman shooting his bolt. Speculation that the … Continue reading →

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To Beef… Or Not To Beef…That is the Equine.

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Beef: 1. The flesh of a cow, steer, or bull raised and killed for its meat. 2. An adult cow, steer, or bull raised for its meat. 3. Informal. a. Brawn; muscular strength. b. Strength; power. c. Weight, as of … Continue reading →

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High Street? It’s For Kebab Shops And Cafes.

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Woolworths. Clinton Cards. Comet. Jessops. HMV.The list goes on. Melted and gone. Like an ice cream carelessly held at the business end of a jet engine. Supermarkets determined to give over floor and shelf space to “non food”. Offering limited … Continue reading →

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Reality Suspension Ends.

Posted on January 2, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

And so a week or so of non normality comes to an end. Decorations seem out of place, yet will be missed when packed away.  Items sat frozen in time since Christmas day need to be found a home. Private … Continue reading →

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