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United Whatnow?

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Lockdown. What now?

Next lockdown, the government has decided you will be required to dress as an item of household  furniture, and hide in your house.  Please stay completely still between the hours of 08:00 and 18:00.You must remain in this attire on … Continue reading

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Office Heroics 22

When there’s only one glass left in the bottle and…whatever. Wednesday.

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Office heroics 21

Yeah. I’d love to join your meeting. 3rd one today…

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Durrrrrr. Let’s Wear Masks

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Accidents happen…

Somewhere in Hereford, there is a similar briefing, with some men all dressed in black, and the objective featuring the word “accident “…

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Best Glastonbury ever… oddly

As I tend to enjoy the festival from home, in surround sound, with working facilities and a fridge etc, this year was an odd affair. I got to see a fine array of acts, which would have been impossible to … Continue reading

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The Daily Clickbait News: Today: Adele and Glastonbury…

Somebody should tell her it’s off. She can preload on bowls of pasta and cakes, washed down with Red Bull, and turn up frothing at the mouth next year.

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Just Me? Rolls Eyes…Poor Madeleine McCann

After 13 years of careful consideration and, I must say, some pretty epic opium smoking sessions *cheeky wink*, I have leapt to the conclusion we should probably have a look into that van-dwelling German Paedo guy with a record of … Continue reading

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Amazing (Something) flying off the shelves in (Some random nearby location we inferred from your IP address) !

Go away click-baity bullshit adverts… it’s not the early 2000s…

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