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Jubilee Jubbly…

So, George Ezra probably sensibly left the last part of his latest ‘hit’ off whilst singing it at the Jubbly blah. Anyway, if you fancy listening to George Ezra, why not just listen instead, to what must be his biggest … Continue reading

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Lifetime Subscription?

At this rate, a month should cover it…

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Smashed It

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Levelling Up By Levelling Down As It All Glugs Down The Drain…

Probably a gameshow everyone will be playing soon… What with inflation, and skyrocketing energy prices. Shame Uncle Putin’s getting all antsy which means no more cheap gas at the same time “coincidentally”. It’s almost like it’s planned. And frankly I … Continue reading

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Back To Work, I Mean The Office, Plebs

Same old shite. Throw the switch back to position A, tell everyone it’s all OK. Stop wearing a mask. Back to pointless commutes you oiks, even though it’s been proved most people never needed to anyway. Fuck off.

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Here Is The News

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Medication’s What You Neeeed…

Maybe in keeping with the last two years of awfulness, someone could retrieve Roy Castle’s ashes, rehydrate them, and give the resultant soggy mess a trumpet to knock out a tune, like Record Breakers in years gone by….

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Covid. The Shitest Of Shite Christmases Part II?

Probably coming to a set of lungs near you… December 2021

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God: Something, Something Covid, Are You Fuckers Still Alive?

Anyway, it’s my birthday soon, something Bethlehem, donkey.

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Yeah, But…How Would You Know?

Maybe if he had his pants on his head, and pencils up his nose, as per the approved Blackadder method? Even then … ‘Wubble’

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