G7, Chips, and a 99

Posted on June 11, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Same as everyone else probably. Maybe buy some saucy postcards, a stick of rock. Maybe a bit of crabbing.

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Never Sack The Bloke With All The Dirty Secrets…

Posted on May 27, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Basically: Man gets unbelievable opportunity to rat out everybody, having been told to sling his hook.

‘Yeah they were all shite or something. I mean, me too, but them, tch…and another thing…’ something like that. Away with it all …

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Green List Holiday Destination. Here We Come!

Posted on May 14, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Good news kids, I know it has been a difficult year or so, so I’ve booked us a break somewhere on the green list…
Pack your Kevlar swimming trunks, though.

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Office Heroics 24

Posted on May 4, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

We’ll all be back in an office soon… (dafuq we will)…

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Office Heroics 23

Posted on April 21, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze
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Covid Timeline Adventures

Posted on April 9, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

My Google Maps Timeline?:

Bedroom….Ensuite…Kitchen…Home office…Kitchen…Living room…Bedroom. Ooh look! SAINSBURY’S…


Now the ratings..
Bedroom. 3 stars. A bit farty. Noisy cat.
Ensuite 4 stars. All my favourite ablution potions. Even Brut. ‘Splash it all over, you ***t’ or some such…
Home Office. 2 stars. Farty. Coworkers troublesome.
Living Room. 1 star. Every TV channel and streaming service known to man. Still nothing on. Room misnamed.
Kitchen. 5 stars. Great when the serving staff are on duty. Otherwise meh.
Sainsbury’s. Weekly outing. I like the ‘trolley push’ ride the best. Bit pricey, but worth the trip out. Would buy a ‘season pass’ if available.

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Post-Covid Piss Swimming Restarts…

Posted on March 29, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Sadists tired of open-water swimming in rivers full of animal piss, bitey fish, livid swans, and stolen mopeds celebrate the return of swimming in gallons of chlorinated water topped up with toddler piss, sweat, and strange milky bits from local perverts.

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The Subtle Clues Are There In The News…

Posted on March 25, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Post-Covid life eh…?

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Phew. Safe At Last…

Posted on March 9, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Ya, so we packed up and moved to the States. No racists here, thank goodness…

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Man With Loads Of Empty Office Space Says People Tired Of Working From Home.

Posted on March 1, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Totally unbiased BBC one-sided view of whether people are tired of working from home, featuring a man who has a vested interest in commuter meat-robots returning to London.

BBC News – Covid: ‘People are tired of working from home’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56237586

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