Ah, True Leadership…

Posted on September 6, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze
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Taliband

Posted on August 31, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

But what would they name their albums?

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Walls? Looks Like It was Constructed With Wall’s Ice-Cream…

Posted on August 23, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

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Freedom Day…Figures Check

Posted on July 18, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

There. That’s made the figures look better…

BBC News – Covid: PM and chancellor not isolating after Javid test
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57877373

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Swearing: Both Big And Clever.

Posted on July 11, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

A lot of Facebook groups I follow are putting up pleading posts by admins about swearing, and the fact that the Facebook police are on their case.

It’s a US thing IMHO.

When The Mayflower set sail, our ancestors all hoped the puritanical do-gooders crammed on board and hastily pushed out to sea would end up at the bottom of the ocean, leaving our free-thinking foul-mouthed party animal forebears to get on with a life of debauchery. Frankly, after 4 centuries, this is the end result of a failure of badly needed disasters at sea…

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Office Heroics 25

Posted on July 6, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

When one of the reasons for never wanting to go back into the office is that it’s so much easier to clean up after a disaster-shit when you’re at home.

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Coworkers Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Tough Mudder Cancelled

Posted on July 3, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Workers around the UK are relieved that the latest Tough Mudder event has been called off due to entirely predictable pandemic-related hilarity.

Office worker Gary Mashspuds said: ‘When I knew my two colleagues Dan and Sue were off doing another one of these kiddy obstacle courses for keep-fit bores, I was close to tears at the prospect of a Zoom call we have scheduled the following Monday, where they would bore us all to fuck with it. Now I can relax. ‘

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Go To Space! Because: Twats.

Posted on June 25, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Frustrated you can’t even go to, say, France? Looking to blow a fuckload of money on rocket fuel to burn the atmosphere, sat next to 5 other shaved apes, all trying to get a few minutes of your fat cadavers weightless, whilst peering out of a tiny window?
Well… Hold on to your rolls of lard, because the tax efficiency knight has a deal for you!

BBC News – Sir Richard Branson gains licence for commercial spaceflights
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-57611550

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Man moves bottle, shortly after other man moved bottles…

Posted on June 16, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

You’d think that with a pandemic, and all the related fuckery going on, that there would be no room in the news for this kind of bollocks. Off to fuck with it…

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G7, Chips, and a 99

Posted on June 11, 2021 by Mr S Wheeze

Same as everyone else probably. Maybe buy some saucy postcards, a stick of rock. Maybe a bit of crabbing.

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