Somebody Stop This…

I mean. Guys… the world is watching. Don’t you care? You want to be seen supporting… ‘this’. Sort yer lives out. Greatest democracy my arse…

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Was There A Reward?

He must be so grateful. A phone or keys lost is not unusual, but fancy misplacing that!

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One Down…

One dusty cadaver drops out of the winner takes all coffin dodger dude-off happening in the US. Now for the other one with the funky ear piercing…

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Deluded

Deluded billionaire miniature PM thinks support of disgraced shagger who has an issue with the truth, will help. Okily Dokily…

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The A Team…

When the work week is going brilliantly and everyone is at their finest… sigh.

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Porsche Dealer On Speed Dial

BBC News – Vet prescription fees could be capped by watchdog – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx00dl5gwp8o

In other news, bear seen shitting in woods… Pope found to be Catholic in shock exposé…

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Clippy For The End Of Days

I think Microsoft should bring back Clippy (they are in some way I think), but brought up to date for the modern world, and reborn as a world-weary mug who has had quite enough of your sh1t…

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The 2024 Season Is Beautiful

BBC News – Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting ID
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68947834https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68947834

Once more, the script writers of this farce do an outstanding job.

Bravo

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OK News Sites, What Dystopian Dirge Do We Have Tod… Good Lord…

Guardian

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Nagging Doubts…

How dare you assume they identify as horses. Or. I dunno. I’m really not sure what you’re allowed to think or say anymore. Nags.

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