
“Too broadly worded”. And the winner of the 2026 Fucking Obvious award goes to…(Opens envelope) …

“Too broadly worded”. And the winner of the 2026 Fucking Obvious award goes to…(Opens envelope) …

Sigh. What a mess these idiots have made. Still. At least it’s helping the world economy. Right kids?
Fed up with state of world, politics etc. Opens phone hoping for light hearted “and now finally” kind of end of bulletin levity…

Puts phone down.

Mango Mussolini saying it was vandalised. Hilarious. What a shithole…

If it was a light switch, and your kids were stood there like little demons flicking it on and off, you’d tell them they’re about to break something, and smack their hands…

300 billion. Bargain. But will The Fanta Fuhrer get it across the line?

Everything is always 2 weeks away with this clown. “Soon”. Sure…sure…

…with this genius alive, at any rate…
Once any reserves of oil and fertiliser stocks are gone, this is going to get interesting…

What a disgusting human. Awful.

Unreal. They just keep on pretending. Hahahahah