2026: Sleep Roulette

Posted on March 24, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

Is anyone else going to sleep wondering what fuckery awaits the next morning from the orange shit gibbon?

It’s tiring. I hate it.

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How Surprising. A 180.

Posted on March 17, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

Does he have any idea how unhinged he appears? Madman.

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We Won The War Already. We don’t Need Help. Send Help.

Posted on March 16, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/16/iran-war-live-updates-news-oil-trump-hormuz-dubai-airport-israel-targets?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

The sooner that sack of shit is no longer in charge, the better. Consult nobody. Insult everybody. Demand Help. Fuck… Off…

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Kegsbreath Resorts To Video Games For Strategy

Posted on March 14, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

Whatever…

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Operation Epic Fuckup Continues Apace

Posted on March 13, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Four killed after US refuelling plane crashes in Iraq, military says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0dz5ql17vo

America! Fuck yeah! Ah whatever. Anyway… What should one wear for these times?

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Team America. World Clown Police.

Posted on March 12, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

Going well lads. Put some popcorn on please love…

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Totally Safe…

Posted on March 11, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

Looks like the orange sack of shit’s assertions  of safety are every  bit as suspected. Now my boat full of rubber dogshit is an environmental disaster…

Tch…

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mIsSiOn aCcOmPlIsHeD

Posted on March 10, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/10/iran-war-live-updates-iranian-supreme-leader-mojtaba-khamenei-middle-east-tehran-oil-prices-latest-news?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Looks like Mango Mussolini might be trying to pull the old “Mission Accomplished” ruse and quietly back down before, I dunno, 20 years of follow-on chaos? FFS…

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Hooray!

Posted on March 9, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

Well done Pedolf Shitler. Making life everywhere better. Can we have a world run by people who aren’t completely insane and incompetent? Urghhhh

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Panto Season Runs Late…

Posted on March 3, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

Probably along these lines:

Trump: “I am not a war-mongering bag of piss-soaked cheeseburgers and shit, close to death, starting Armageddon because some Christian fundamentalists and my Israeli boss both say I should…”

Starmer: “Oh yes you are!”

Audience (in gas masks): “Yeah, you’re right, he is”

No further call and response.

Panto ends.

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