Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Bear Shits In Woods…

“Too broadly worded”. And the winner of the 2026 Fucking Obvious award goes to…(Opens envelope) …

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Interminable Mess…

Sigh. What a mess these idiots have made. Still. At least it’s helping the world economy. Right kids?

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Enough Already…

Fed up with state of world, politics etc. Opens phone hoping for light hearted “and now finally” kind of end of bulletin levity… Puts phone down.

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What A Farce…

Mango Mussolini saying it was vandalised. Hilarious. What a shithole…

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Open…Closed…Open…

If it was a light switch, and your kids were stood there like little demons flicking it on and off, you’d tell them they’re about to break something, and smack their hands…

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Lot Of Dollar

300 billion. Bargain. But will The Fanta Fuhrer get it across the line?

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Tick Tock…

Everything is always 2 weeks away with this clown. “Soon”. Sure…sure…

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Never Going To End Is It…

…with this genius alive, at any rate… Once any reserves of oil and fertiliser stocks are gone, this is going to get interesting…

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A Drunken Nob-End Said What Now?

What a disgusting human. Awful.

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Honk Shooo. Mimimi…

Unreal. They just keep on pretending. Hahahahah

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