Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Hnnnnnng! Splosh. Wipe. Flush

That kind of final push. Better not blow an O ring from straining too hard. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55208218

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Brexit. Flip A Coin… It has come to this.

Could have just flipped a coin 4 years ago, when pig – sticker Cameron started this colossal political shart… https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/05/chance-of-brexit-deal-no-higher-50-uk-sources-barnier-boris-johnson

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Does Anyone Know Her Address? (Asking For A Friend)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/28/hong-kong-carrie-lam-cash-bank-account-us-sanctions?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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The Script For “Carry On Brexit” Doesn’t Seem That Funny…

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/24/uk-facing-risk-of-systemic-economic-crisis-official-paper-says

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England To Implement Spinal-Tap Higher Covid Tier System

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Petrol And Diesel Cars? Time To Buy A Horse & Cart

With 2020 progressing nicely downhill, and Brexit around the corner, many Brits would probably do well to ignore this, and invest in a horse and cart. It’s all fairly ‘pony and trap’ certainly…

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Woman Who Signed Contract To Get Rich And Famous Upset That Terms She Accepted Need To Be Upheld Or Something…

Meh. You sold the rights to your first 6 albums up front. For a cash advance. Maybe you should have had more faith in these unknown non existant albums to start with. Or just accept you signed for cash up … Continue reading

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Distraction News? Pre-Brexit Rats Exiting The Torpedoed Listing HMSUK? That Mekon Cummings Too, Today…

Breaking news. Some cnut you’ve never heard of leaves job you never even knew he had, working for PM you can’t be bothered with.

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Hi, this is your captain speaking, Rusty…

On a related topic, by the time this bullshit is over, there will surely be a lot of pilots rustier than a mid 80’s Alfa out there. Bagsy not flying anywhere too soon after they all return to the air … Continue reading

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World goes to bed ready for results of OAP dude-off

Will it be the orange one with a wall fixation and a golfing habit who has somehow avoided causing WW3 for 4 years, whilst Making America Grate Again? Or the other one who used to help out when that nice … Continue reading

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