Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Lock down 2. This time…it’s illogical

Just shut the schools again you tits. If things are that critical.Your half-arsed parochial tier systems, different in each pisspot country was hardly out of the box. Stop fucking everyone around, and making up bullshit to fit your latest crackpot … Continue reading

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Ahh. Ze lockdown non?

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Merry Digital Christmas…

It’ll all be cancelled soon, so just buy yourself something nice off Amazon pronto, and start stockpiling enough falling-down water in to take the edge off reality…

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United Whatnow?

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Lockdown. What now?

Next lockdown, the government has decided you will be required to dress as an item of household  furniture, and hide in your house.  Please stay completely still between the hours of 08:00 and 18:00.You must remain in this attire on … Continue reading

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Office Heroics 22

When there’s only one glass left in the bottle and…whatever. Wednesday.

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Office heroics 21

Yeah. I’d love to join your meeting. 3rd one today…

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Durrrrrr. Let’s Wear Masks

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Accidents happen…

Somewhere in Hereford, there is a similar briefing, with some men all dressed in black, and the objective featuring the word “accident “…

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Best Glastonbury ever… oddly

As I tend to enjoy the festival from home, in surround sound, with working facilities and a fridge etc, this year was an odd affair. I got to see a fine array of acts, which would have been impossible to … Continue reading

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