Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Eurovision -World Class Camp Festival Outdoes Itself With Bearded Lady Winner

Posted on May 11, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

You just couldn’t make it up. (Not With that beard – the foundation would be a right state): Austrian drag act Conchita Wurst  (doesn’t that mean sausage?) has been crowned the winner of the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest held in Copenhagen, … Continue reading →

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The Importance Of Titles

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

It was a Friday, I was stood, bored, outside the post office in the sleepy village that accommodates the soulless business park / office blot on the landscape where I work. A colleague was inside the post office, posting some dogshit to … Continue reading →

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Equine Sustenance Generator

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Another Oldie. I Even drew this the wrong way round but whatever – here it is…  

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Pushing What Uphill With a Whonow? Another Oldie…

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

To quote Dr Frank N Furter: “One from the vault”… And that’s an apostrophe, as in:”impo’tent”  

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Difficult Times? There Are Always Options: Just A Cartoon Blast From The Past…

Posted on April 23, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

It seemed funnier then…

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Jellyfish Attacked By David Cameron

Posted on April 19, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Old Etonian Iggle-Piggle impersonator, floppy haired walking forehead, and part-time Prime Minister David Cameron was stung by a jellyfish minding its own business in its natural habitat. After exiting the sea, exclaiming “Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”, several political commentators have pondered … Continue reading →

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News blah. Blah blah. Mongoose. Blather. Whatever. Happy joy.

Posted on March 25, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

SA Man with no legs in shooting incident fights for a leg to stand on. Plane missing now declared lost 2 plus weeks on, in massive expanse of water, but British boffins cleverly narrow it down to a mere 1 … Continue reading →

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MH370 Flight Confirms World is Still Very Big

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

The mysterious disappearance of the Malaysian Airways flight shows that whilst electronically the world may be turning into a global village, physically, there’s still sodding loads of square footage. Particularly true if you’re an aerial spotter looking for something that … Continue reading →

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Winter Olympics Fires Ball Of Cash At Moon In Money Massacre

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

This is nothing against Russia in particular. Let me make that perfectly clear. But frankly, 30 billion pounds for a bunch of elite athletes to fuck about on snow and ice is a lot. Last year, in the UK, that … Continue reading →

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Contemplation. Fables. Pointlessness. A Tap-Dancing Donkey On The Roof

Posted on January 28, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Gazing into the swirling cess pit of general drudgery, not altogether convinced that non-linear time theory representing a multiverse of infinite branching choices should probably have brought me here, my mind wandered back to Aesop’s fables. Something of a childhood … Continue reading →

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