Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Bored Drivetime Music Fight: Axl Rose v Bon Jovi… And The Winner Is…

Posted on December 11, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

I must be bored: so… Recently, in a moment of vino-fuelled impulse shopping I ordered “Slippery When Wet”(2nd hand on CD) by Bon Jovi. A much liked album from my “yoof”. Also, an album I had not owned since losing … Continue reading →

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Queen Demands Aussie DJs Beheaded

Posted on December 9, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Not really, but now I’ve got your attention… The tragic suicide of the nurse humiliated by the Aussie DJ prank call brings a lot of questions. Could they have predicted the terrible outcome from their poor jape? Not in their … Continue reading →

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It’s A Knocking One Out

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

With Stuart Hall, long-time host of school-sportsday gone mad TV trash “It’s A Knockout” in the news now, for alleged acts of an unsavoury nature against children. So that’s It’s A Knockout off the list of TV shows allowed to … Continue reading →

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Humbug! Festive module failed to install.

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

As the birthday celebration of the invisible being’s son of legend approaches, I find myself void of festive feelings. How to festive up? Some perfunctory online shopping was executed at lunchtime. No score. I observed the Town lights on the … Continue reading →

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Police And Crime Commissioners – Stop Thief! That’s OUR money!

Posted on November 16, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

If, dear reader, like me, you frankly couldn’t be arsed to get up and troll down to a polling station to cast your vote for some weirdo to be your  local PCC, then you’re not alone. It seems barely anyone … Continue reading →

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Amshterdam Shays Yesh To Shmoking Vishitorsh

Posted on November 3, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Maybe having realised that about 90% of the business for Amsterdam’s cannabis cafes comes from the soon-to-be-banned foreign visitors, the mayor of Amsterdam has decreed that the ban that was going to come into effect at the behest of the … Continue reading →

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UK 1970s To Be Officially Declared “Ruined”

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Following on  the heels of  the Spiffing Wheeze’s previous article regarding erasing Mr Savile from history, and its rights and wrongs, rumour has it that MPs are meeting in secret to discuss officially declaring the whole of the 1970s a … Continue reading →

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Nissan Introduces Drive By Wire. Buyers of Italian Cars Nervous.

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Nissan announces plans to get a steer by wire car into showrooms in the next year. This is yet another step towards a dull future of driverless cars.     Frankly, if you want a driverless car experience today, just … Continue reading →

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Felix Baumgartner’s Successful Spacesuit Test Means Real Moon Landing is GO!

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Felix Baumgartner’s spectacular tumble to earth, breaking the sound barrier was a bigger breakthrough than is widely understood. Behind the jolly facade of breaking a record for falling to earth from a giant rubber johnny full of helium on the … Continue reading →

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EU Awarded Nobel Peace Prize. Plus Bonus Gift.

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

The European Union has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The reason? For six decades of advancing peace in Europe. Speculation continues that the committee encountered trouble finding anyone who the great unwashed public would recognise who had done anything worth … Continue reading →

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