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98 more to go…

And it’s white, not red. Anyway, superpowers are back with itchy trigger fingers. So: Cue Nena….

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Spare… Some Change?

Look. You chose to leave. Fair enough. But perhaps choose something else to do for money, not pushing this pulp, now you’ve gone.

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Depressed People Looking Forward To A Couple Of Blissful Quiet Months

If you believe what you read on LinkedIn posts from go-getting types about cutting ‘negative people’ out of their lives this year, then it should be nice and quiet for a bit as they leave us the fuck alone until … Continue reading

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The Bleak Pre-Christmas

In the bleak pre-ChristmasStill at home for workGas was quite expensive,Leccy too, you berkBills had risen,Bills on bills, bills on billlsin the bleak pre-ChristmasTwenty Twenty TwoTories and their rich chumsDidn’t have a careLots of nice expensesPicked up the bill thereRich … Continue reading

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This Month’s Fish Celebrity

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Every man needs a hobby…

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Piss Poor Political Poetry 2

I can’t believe I’m writing this,The universe: taking the piss.For after Boris was thrown out,Liz Truss was in with half a shout.But her and Kwasi fucked it all.They really really dropped the ball.She sacked him, but it was too late.She … Continue reading

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Piss Poor Political Poetry Corner

So long Boris, you feckless berk,You lied your way right out of work.Followed May and Cameron’s steps,2 more prats out of their depths.And now you’ve got a tawdry race,To see which tool now can replace,Your shapeless figure, spouting crap.You took … Continue reading

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2 Hot Days In The UK

Every Internet thread: Something something 1976. Funny feet ice lollies. Paddling pool in the back garden with your donger hanging out. Sunscreen didn’t exist then! Hatstand, Tuttie Frutties, Jacques Cousteau, Hillman Minx, Arthur Askey, jumpers for goalposts.

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C’mon…

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