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Macron & Johnson In Race To Win Empty Victory For Rights To Empty Seas.

Something something fishing, something rights, something bell-ends. All Brexit’s fault, narrow-minded cunts etc. Blah blah, argument over licence to trawl the sea empty. Something mumble the background to the film Soylent Green all coming true. Sort it out you retards.

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Whoop! Whoop! It’s The Sound Of The Police-Police

After no clear or useful info was issued from the freshly- extended Dick (Cressida) running the Met…Time for a new business idea:Arrested by the police? Unsure whether they’re legit? Then dial 999-9. The Police-Police. Here to meta-police. Subscribe from only … Continue reading

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Electric Car Owners Smug For Now…

Electric car owners are laughing it up at the queues at petrol stations. Unfortunately the way this shit show is going, as a nation, we’ll be heading back to the 70s days of rolling power cuts, and 3 day weeks. … Continue reading

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Back to school…Barfarooney!

Post 1 day back at school, and at 21:00 last night, you find yourself surveying the small bathroom where your youngest has just ‘done an exorcist.’Decisions. Which wall to start with? Do you cut a swathe through the pile on … Continue reading

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Ah, True Leadership…

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Taliband

But what would they name their albums?

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Walls? Looks Like It was Constructed With Wall’s Ice-Cream…

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Freedom Day…Figures Check

There. That’s made the figures look better… BBC News – Covid: PM and chancellor not isolating after Javid testhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57877373

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Swearing: Both Big And Clever.

A lot of Facebook groups I follow are putting up pleading posts by admins about swearing, and the fact that the Facebook police are on their case. It’s a US thing IMHO. When The Mayflower set sail, our ancestors all … Continue reading

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Office Heroics 25

When one of the reasons for never wanting to go back into the office is that it’s so much easier to clean up after a disaster-shit when you’re at home.

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