This Month’s Fish Celebrity

Posted on November 29, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze
Jon Bon ‘Chovy
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Every man needs a hobby…

Posted on November 7, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze
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Piss Poor Political Poetry 2

Posted on October 26, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

I can’t believe I’m writing this,
The universe: taking the piss.
For after Boris was thrown out,
Liz Truss was in with half a shout.
But her and Kwasi fucked it all.
They really really dropped the ball.
She sacked him, but it was too late.
She had already sealed her fate.
So 45 days, and off you fuck.
And Rishi gets to try his luck.
We’ve had enough of all of you.
General election’s overdue.

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Piss Poor Political Poetry Corner

Posted on August 23, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

So long Boris, you feckless berk,
You lied your way right out of work.
Followed May and Cameron’s steps,
2 more prats out of their depths.
And now you’ve got a tawdry race,
To see which tool now can replace,
Your shapeless figure, spouting crap.
You took the UK OFF the map.
And can they stop this country’s slide?
It’s doubtful they’ll have even tried…

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2 Hot Days In The UK

Posted on July 19, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

Every Internet thread:

Something something 1976. Funny feet ice lollies. Paddling pool in the back garden with your donger hanging out. Sunscreen didn’t exist then! Hatstand, Tuttie Frutties, Jacques Cousteau, Hillman Minx, Arthur Askey, jumpers for goalposts.

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C’mon…

Posted on June 26, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze
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Jubilee Jubbly…

Posted on June 5, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

So, George Ezra probably sensibly left the last part of his latest ‘hit’ off whilst singing it at the Jubbly blah. Anyway, if you fancy listening to George Ezra, why not just listen instead, to what must be his biggest influence: Fruit Salad, by The Wiggles. Listen until you can smell burning toast, and have a nosebleed. There. Yummy yummy indeed. Perfick.

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Lifetime Subscription?

Posted on February 28, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

At this rate, a month should cover it…

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Smashed It

Posted on February 23, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze
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Levelling Up By Levelling Down As It All Glugs Down The Drain…

Posted on February 3, 2022 by Mr S Wheeze

Probably a gameshow everyone will be playing soon…

What with inflation, and skyrocketing energy prices. Shame Uncle Putin’s getting all antsy which means no more cheap gas at the same time “coincidentally”. It’s almost like it’s planned. And frankly I didn’t get through the worst of the Cold War years, which left me with depression to this day, due to the daily expectation that I’d wake up to a mushroom cloud, just to do it all again now. Who do I have to hit repeatedly with a stout piece of wood to make this all good?

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