spiffingwheeze

Post 1 day back at school, and at 21:00 last night, you find yourself surveying the small bathroom where your youngest has just ‘done an exorcist.’
Decisions. Which wall to start with? Do you cut a swathe through the pile on the floor first so you can get access to the walls?
Will it burn through the walls like in Aliens?
Why did you think linguine and veg meatballs was a great supper suggestion?

How much vomit can a Vax easiglide slurp up?
And do you want to clean that out?
Triage assessment: “Wife! Fetch me a dustpan and brush, and a bucket of hot water and disinfectant, that I might begin shovelling!”

A moment when dog ownership makes sense.
“Wolf it down boy! closes door, fetches shotgun. That might be easier to clean up.