Something something fishing, something rights, something bell-ends. All Brexit’s fault, narrow-minded cunts etc. Blah blah, argument over licence to trawl the sea empty. Something mumble the background to the film Soylent Green all coming true. Sort it out you retards.
After no clear or useful info was issued from the freshly- extended Dick (Cressida) running the Met…
Time for a new business idea:
Arrested by the police? Unsure whether they’re legit? Then dial 999-9. The Police-Police. Here to meta-police. Subscribe from only £999 yearly. Unhappy with the legitimacy of the Police-Police person despatched? Simply dial 9999-9. Repeat until everyone is convinced it’s not yet another F horror story with a badge from a joke shop (who actually knows what a F warrant card looks like anyway? ).
FFS.
Electric car owners are laughing it up at the queues at petrol stations.
Unfortunately the way this shit show is going, as a nation, we’ll be heading back to the 70s days of rolling power cuts, and 3 day weeks.
Try running one of those off some candles or something….
Post 1 day back at school, and at 21:00 last night, you find yourself surveying the small bathroom where your youngest has just ‘done an exorcist.’
Decisions. Which wall to start with? Do you cut a swathe through the pile on the floor first so you can get access to the walls?
Will it burn through the walls like in Aliens?
Why did you think linguine and veg meatballs was a great supper suggestion?
How much vomit can a Vax easiglide slurp up?
And do you want to clean that out?
Triage assessment: “Wife! Fetch me a dustpan and brush, and a bucket of hot water and disinfectant, that I might begin shovelling!”
A moment when dog ownership makes sense.
“Wolf it down boy! closes door, fetches shotgun. That might be easier to clean up.
But what would they name their albums?
There. That’s made the figures look better…
BBC News – Covid: PM and chancellor not isolating after Javid test
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57877373
A lot of Facebook groups I follow are putting up pleading posts by admins about swearing, and the fact that the Facebook police are on their case.
It’s a US thing IMHO.
When The Mayflower set sail, our ancestors all hoped the puritanical do-gooders crammed on board and hastily pushed out to sea would end up at the bottom of the ocean, leaving our free-thinking foul-mouthed party animal forebears to get on with a life of debauchery. Frankly, after 4 centuries, this is the end result of a failure of badly needed disasters at sea…
When one of the reasons for never wanting to go back into the office is that it’s so much easier to clean up after a disaster-shit when you’re at home.
spiffingwheeze 