Ahh. Ze lockdown non?

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Merry Digital Christmas…

It’ll all be cancelled soon, so just buy yourself something nice off Amazon pronto, and start stockpiling enough falling-down water in to take the edge off reality…

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United Whatnow?

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Lockdown. What now?

Next lockdown, the government has decided you will be required to dress as an item of household  furniture, and hide in your house.  Please stay completely still between the hours of 08:00 and 18:00.
You must remain in this attire on your single weekly trip to the ration line.
Because all your jobs will be gone, after 3 months of this,  the government will expect you to supplement the government’s income by renting yourself out as this furniture item to the few remaining working people.
Or something.

Bagsy a sideboard.
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Office Heroics 22

When there’s only one glass left in the bottle and…whatever. Wednesday.

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Office heroics 21

Yeah. I’d love to join your meeting. 3rd one today…

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Durrrrrr. Let’s Wear Masks

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Accidents happen…

Somewhere in Hereford, there is a similar briefing, with some men all dressed in black, and the objective featuring the word “accident “…

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Best Glastonbury ever… oddly

As I tend to enjoy the festival from home, in surround sound, with working facilities and a fridge etc, this year was an odd affair.

I got to see a fine array of acts, which would have been impossible to assemble together at any point in history, finished in enormous style by Mr Bowie, who left the planet some 5 years ago.

What days indeed…

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The Daily Clickbait News: Today: Adele and Glastonbury…

Somebody should tell her it’s off. She can preload on bowls of pasta and cakes, washed down with Red Bull, and turn up frothing at the mouth next year.

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