Brexit. Flip A Coin… It has come to this.

Posted on December 5, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Could have just flipped a coin 4 years ago, when pig – sticker Cameron started this colossal political shart…

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/05/chance-of-brexit-deal-no-higher-50-uk-sources-barnier-boris-johnson

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Does Anyone Know Her Address? (Asking For A Friend)

Posted on November 28, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/28/hong-kong-carrie-lam-cash-bank-account-us-sanctions?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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The Script For “Carry On Brexit” Doesn’t Seem That Funny…

Posted on November 25, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/24/uk-facing-risk-of-systemic-economic-crisis-official-paper-says

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England To Implement Spinal-Tap Higher Covid Tier System

Posted on November 22, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

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Petrol And Diesel Cars? Time To Buy A Horse & Cart

Posted on November 18, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze
Meh…

With 2020 progressing nicely downhill, and Brexit around the corner, many Brits would probably do well to ignore this, and invest in a horse and cart. It’s all fairly ‘pony and trap’ certainly…

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Woman Who Signed Contract To Get Rich And Famous Upset That Terms She Accepted Need To Be Upheld Or Something…

Posted on November 17, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Meh. You sold the rights to your first 6 albums up front. For a cash advance. Maybe you should have had more faith in these unknown non existant albums to start with. Or just accept you signed for cash up front. Boo and indeed hoo.

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Distraction News? Pre-Brexit Rats Exiting The Torpedoed Listing HMSUK? That Mekon Cummings Too, Today…

Posted on November 13, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Breaking news. Some cnut you’ve never heard of leaves job you never even knew he had, working for PM you can’t be bothered with.

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Hi, this is your captain speaking, Rusty…

Posted on November 5, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

On a related topic, by the time this bullshit is over, there will surely be a lot of pilots rustier than a mid 80’s Alfa out there. Bagsy not flying anywhere too soon after they all return to the air after 2 years or so of delivering parcels…

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World goes to bed ready for results of OAP dude-off

Posted on November 3, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Will it be the orange one with a wall fixation and a golfing habit who has somehow avoided causing WW3 for 4 years, whilst Making America Grate Again?

Or the other one who used to help out when that nice Obama man was in the big chair?

Anyway. Expect a whole load of fuckery, and maybe civil war part 2. After all. There’s more than a few gun toting loons to go round. Come on 2020. Surprise us with something good for a change.

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Lock down 2. This time…it’s illogical

Posted on November 1, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Just shut the schools again you tits. If things are that critical.
Your half-arsed parochial tier systems, different in each pisspot country was hardly out of the box. Stop fucking everyone around, and making up bullshit to fit your latest crackpot exceptions to your own shit logic. Everyone must stay at home. Mostly. But not school children. Who every day go to and fro, from those same households being kept apart. Fuck off. Then keep on fucking off until you’re right to fuck. Blundercunts

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